The Moonrise Toilet
Because aiming is a sport you're currently losing. Turn your 3 AM bathroom break into a Vegas residency. Stop peeing on the floor; you’re not an animal.
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The Privacy Umbrella
What you're doing at your desk is between you and your god. A portable wall of silence for the professional multitasker who knows HR is always watching.
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100W Hyper-Charger
Waiting for a battery to charge is for people with friends and hobbies. You have KPIs to crush. Inject pure wattage into your tech at illegal speeds.
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Self-Stirring Mug
Searching for a spoon is a caloric disaster. Why rotate your own wrist when you can let a tiny motorized tornado do the manual labor? Evolution is calling.
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15-Button Macro Pad
Using a mouse is a bottleneck for your potential. If you aren't opening 42 tabs with a single twitch of your pinky, you're basically a 19th-century farmhand.
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Remote Control Blinds
The sun is an arrogant ball of gas that thinks it can just enter your room. Don't stand up to kick it out—that's a win for the sun. Evict the daylight from your bed.
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Metric Water Bottle
Thirst is a sign of failure. If you aren't logging your liquid intake in a spreadsheet, you're just an unoptimized sack of meat. Drink by the numbers or prepare for obsolescence.
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